Friday, February 26, 2010

Some funnies I didn't mention about the orientation

So I was just talking to my sister and realized there were some "Tessaisms" from the orientation that I forgot to mention.

But first, I think it was Shannon who asked what kind of push-ups I had to do. It was somewhere in between a girl push up and a boy push up. They were these kind:


Ok, so after doing 22! of those bad boys, we went down stairs to take pictures for the website. If you know me, you know how super proud I am of the fact that I can take an awesome picture and somehow lose about 50 pounds in seconds! Well, these guys were having none of that. "Can you not tilt your head so much?" "Look straight at the camera" as they are POINTING IT STRAIGHT AT ME!!!! You may or may not know, but when you are fat it is not just suggested, it is a requirement that you take pictures from a downward angle and with your head tilted. Let me demonstrate:

VS.


So after asking to take my own picture, and being denied, I finally approved of a slightly goofy one (who knows which one they will use grrr)

Walking up the stairs from taking the picture I spot Ryan my trainer. So instead of say "Hi Ryan! How are you!" or "Heya!" in response to his greeting I yell: "TWENTY-TWO PUSH-UPS, BITCH! " across the room. I promptly apologized, blamed it on my excitement and explained that I don't swear anymore because I am a Christian (slight moment of temporary hyperactivity insanity)

I also got super giggly when this one personal trainer (who is hot due to an Australian accent) was measuring me and put the tape around my "widest part" which of course, happens to be my butt and we got in a discussion about how much I love my butt and how it is my favorite part of my body...oh, Tessa

I was basically really hyper and excited the whole time which usually equals a ton of comedy for the people around me but me feeling like a boob afterward. Good times.

On a non-TFC note, I bought these today and am in love!




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2 Comments:

Blogger Hello, I'm Emily Clare. said...

You crack me up. I'm a Christian, too, and sometimes I swear (GASP!). Bitch is one of my favorites, especially in the kind of context you used. LOVE it!

March 3, 2010 at 9:37 PM  
Blogger Tessa said...

Emily! A comment! *HUG* I know, Wayne says I am too hard on myself if I accidently swear...I used to be a sailor. I'm glad I made you giggle!

March 3, 2010 at 10:02 PM  

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